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title:Things You Never Want To Hear Your Flight Crew Say After Takeoff

title:Things You Never Want To Hear Your Flight Crew Say After Takeoff

author:Charles Brown
source_url:http://www.articlecity.com/articles/travel_and_leisure/article_1473.shtml
date_saved:2007-07-25 12:30:20
category:travel_and_leisure
article:

Perhaps I should explain. This list came to me after spending one too many days dealing with airports and airplanes. Besides, I thought it would be a nice change from the usual serious travel tips and information I serve up on http://www.guerrillatraveler.blogspot.com.
–Don’t worry; this baby can still fly just fine with only one engine.
–$100 says this thing can too do a barrel roll.
–Let’s see if that loudmouth Delta pilot can play a little game of “chicken”
–Captain, did you just say, “Thank you for flying Jihad Airlines” ?
–No, I thought it was your turn to close the airtight door.
–Idiot! Never, never, set your coffee cup on that “Fuel Dump” button.
–Wow, what a coincidence, it’s my first day on the job, too.
–Captain, why don’t you just put this thing on auto-pilot and come join our little party?
–Does anyone know what that flashing red light thingy is?
–What do you mean, you just got us a 50% discount at our last refueling stop?
–Tower, did you just say, “eeney, meeney, miney, moe?
–Here’s your parachute, here’s yours, and yours, and here’s mine.
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